Handy if you plan a picnic by the illumination of the rear lights

Handy if you plan a picnic by the illumination of the rear lights

Picnic.
Level 1, standard - cling film or tin foil.
Level 2, oooh, look at you! - Recycled take away boxes.
Level 3, posh - Tupperware.
Level 4,  yes m'lord - Bone china
Level 5, Hugh - Ming dynasty dinner service. 😁

I can't compete with your wit Steve but a picnic in such circumstances - round the back if a vehicle in a glowing 'red light' district - would be one my valet would advise me against attending. With or without fish knives being provided.

Mark  are u still looking for these ?